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[Dec. 5th, 2007|09:15 pm] |
It's only two more days before the veggie fair now. I am so nervous and stressed out I might actually be balding soon. Not last night but the night before that I was woken up several times by our very needy kitty and she just wouldn't leave me alone. When my alarm went off in the morning I went to have a shower and then I cried and cried and cried. I am officially never having children! I don't know how people cope with not getting enough sleep.
Tomorrow we'll be making another 1000 pieces of fudge, 300 more marcipan and nougat balls and possible another 400 shortbread cookies. I am really tired now! I won't be eating ANY xmas sweets once this Saturday is over.
And on Monday the 10th I'm going to the bank to talk to them about possibly getting a loan to buy our flat. Thay are up for sale soon and we will be able to buy them for a lot less than market price, which is great, but we need to get a loan to have that work. I don't know what to wear or what to say and seeing by how our kitty is behaving lately I will quite possibly be starved for sleep as well. Somehow I doubt they'll give me a loan if I sit there crying, wearing dirty rags with chunks of hair ripped out because of stress. Aaaaaaaah! |
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| I want to be a burlesque dancer |
[Nov. 28th, 2007|06:56 pm] |
I mean wow. Nipple tassels! Do you not want them too?
I was reading one of the fat acceptance blogs I love and it had a link to this amazing youtube video. It's the music video to a song called Superwoman in the Making.
Banana! |
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| England ahoy! |
[Jul. 15th, 2007|09:07 pm] |
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We're going to the land of Engs tomorrow for greasy food and lots of buying things that are unnecessary and that contribute to global injustice and poverty. Go me and my capitalist ways! Also, vegetarian pub! I'm going to get really fat *happy dance!*. Now, shower, beauty sleep and then flying in the morning. I'ma gonna buy me some taxfree booze. |
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| It's been a while |
[Jul. 4th, 2007|10:03 am] |
I kind of gave up on LJing, except for reading other peoples posts, following a few communities and.. well that's it. The reason is because I'm far too busy blogging elsewhere. You know, in my FOOD BLOG. See, I'm a fat girl and as a fat girl it comes naturally to want to eat food all the time, and to talk about food, read about food, fantasize about food and rub myself all over with food. You get the deal. Also, I'm really not very good at being social online. While my sisters seem to find new online friends everyday I mostly don't ever find any. I suppose that's because I find the internet a difficult place to socialize (except for the fact that I met my boyfriend online o_O ).
Anyhow. I thought I would get back into the LJ thing. So i'm back. Here I can rant about things that I wouldn't over at vegbitch.
I now expect evryone do to the happy dance! (haha, everyone is like.. alex and that's it) |
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| I am woman hear me roar |
[Mar. 8th, 2007|06:41 pm] |
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God dammit!
I'm tired of my job and need a change. I've been searching the intarwebz for a uni course to do, or SOMETHING. What I really want (right now, these things fluctuate just like my hormones) is to be a chef. Preferably one that doesn't have to touch or play with meat in any way. This seems almost impossible in Swedenland and I think I might have to give up soon.
Except for cooking courses I've been looking at courses to do online. I need to get ten more uni points (not going to explain how this works in Sweden because I really can't be assed) to be able to get a student loan and a grant, if I ever want to study full time again. So. I'm going to apply for some basic programming courses (because I can then bitch at Alex and have him help me so I get my god damn points) and some courses about feminism, gender and queer theory (because I want to! AND because it's the international women's day today and it is absolutely RIDICULOUS that we still need a day like this to focus on women's issues. It's a fucking shame in a land like Sweden that women still get paid less for doing the same job, still do most of the household work, UNPAID, still take responsibility for the children, still get worse healthcare and still are seen as sexual objects for men to prey on. I'm pissed off as hell and THAT'S why I'm applying for feminism and gender courses). Anyway. So, online courses, getting uni points, getting even more pissed off and working at the same time. I am wonderwoman!
Other than this nothing much is up. I like cooking and eating (yeah, I'm fat) and just recently bitched Alex into helping me set up a new blog for me to post about FOOD. It's da bomb.
That is all. Now I will go celebrate being a woman by stabbing myself. |
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| fatgirl strikes again |
[Feb. 1st, 2007|05:47 pm] |
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We are all well aware of the fact that I'm fat. So there, we've established what this post is about.
Despite recent attempts of losing weight (recent meaning the last four months) it's been slow. Really slow sometimes. I decided on ONLY drinking for a while, thinking that somehow that would fix my problems. It didn't. All it did was make me hungry and grouchy. I quickly gave up on that idea. Instead I decided on doing something radical. Yes, it's true. I've bought a gym card. So today I went to Lund's biggest gym, stared at the poor girl in the reception area and told her I needed a gym card, 'quick!'. After a few minutes of giving the poor girl my details (she must have been afraid I was going to eat her, but she needn't worry, I had lunch just minutes before) they took the photo. Taken from an angle (slighty from below) I looked fat. Really really fat. And not the kind of fat that I actually am but rather obese and with the face of a full moon. I figure they do this to scare people away or possibly to make them feel like useless fat bums.
Anyway, they won't scare me. I'm going there tomorrow, to look silly, sweat and quite possibly die.
If this doesn't do LOTS and LOTS for my weight loss project I'll break down and cry. That should show that stupid girl not to take ugly fucking photos of me. hah! |
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[Jan. 17th, 2007|12:03 am] |
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So Alex left Sweden. Now I'm lonely sad and emo. To make myself feel better I'll drink several litres of coke and eat enormous amounts of chocolate. Hah, take that stupid weight loss project! |
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| buuuukkkkakke |
[Jan. 8th, 2007|05:01 pm] |
This New Year I made a resolution to keep working hard on being healthy and eating healthy food. I've been dieting for a little over three months now and so far I've lost like.. 12kgs or just under 2 stone. One of the really big problems for me has been eating at work. I eat crappy food that doesn't keep me full for long. Plus I find bringing lunch incredibly boring. Usually I eat a Cuppasoup and some white (DANGER! WHITE! SUGAR!) bread.
A few weeks ago I stumbled upon a site called the Vegan Lunch Box ( http://veganlunchbox.blogspot.com ). It's some stay at home mother who loves making lunch boxes for her kid. While I find kids disgusting and being a stay-at-home mother horrible I still found her lunch boxes HOT. From there I found a link to something called bento which is a japanese packed lunch. They're awesome, in every way. They look cute and the food in it is fun to make/eat. So there. I'll start making some of my own. Small portions of healthy food that's filling and fun. Hah, take that stupid new years resolutions. This year I WIN.
Ordered some stuff from jlist.com. The bum whined at my huge order of bukkake but seeing how I'm the man in the house I think *I* make the decisions. I also ordered a hot lunch box. |
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| Ghoti (FISH!) |
[Dec. 21st, 2006|08:14 pm] |
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I'm clearly the best girlfriend ever. Knowing Alex's obsession with computers and fish (he keeps telling me he doesn't want any other pets but fish, he's obviously stupid and a bum) I bought him a usb powered small fish tank. Just because I like him and he's cute. It sits on the pc now with it's ultra cool blue light and the two plastic fishies swimming about.
I'm thinking of getting another cat. In no time at all I'll turn into one of those crazy old cat ladies. That would be awesome. The bum leaves for England soon and then I'll be lonely again. I'll fill the void with a cat. In fact, in the future I might fill EVERY void with cats, although I doubt that would be sane, healthy or very appealing.
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| Cockstab me with your dickstick |
[Dec. 16th, 2006|09:50 pm] |
I was whined at today because I apparently 'never update'. Well I'm terribly sorry Alex you wanker, but I've been busy pirating, egging and doing veggie stuff. Plus, shouldn't you be studying Swedish anyway so you can read my REAL blog, in SWEDISH?
A few days ago I bought a new cookery book, called vegetarian cooking (RADICAL isn't it?). It seems nice. I'm trying to show poor Alex that it is possible to eat proper vegetarian food, that also tastes nice, without using meat fakes. Eating fake meat is like cutting up and frying plastic chickens; OBSCENE! (or actually, that's not why I don't want to, I'm just so damn cheap and would rather spend my money on make up and sex toys than buying expensive fakes).
I also talked Alex into buying a xmas pudding. All swedes know that ALL english people eat xmas pudding for xmas. But Alex apparently never has. I swear it's going to taste somewhat like baked beans. Everything english smells and tastes like baked beans. Or ketchup.
Other than that not much is up. I'm depressed, working all the time, the cat isn't feeling heat any more, I'm not playing wow. And so on. Nothing is happening really. We have a black xmas tree and xmas elephants in pink, yellow and orange hanging from it's plastic branches.
I have learned a few awesome words lately. Dickstick is my favourite one of them. A very close second is cockstab. Awesome. In the 70s, apparently, people found it very very naughty when someone closed the drapes. Hardcore. |
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